A SHARK IN A WATER PARK?! | Water Park Shark Review

By Perfect Turd | Aug 30, 2026
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This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe are trading the ocean for the lazy river as we dive into Water Park Shark!


Because apparently sharks weren't terrifying enough in the ocean, someone decided they needed to bring one to a WATER PARK.


Now unsuspecting swimmers, park employees, and everyone unfortunate enough to be wearing a bathing suit have to deal with the ultimate aquatic nightmare.


We break down:


🦈 The absolutely ridiculous shark premise


🌊 The water park setting


😂 The questionable logic and B-movie insanity


🩸 The kills, effects, and shark attacks


🤦 The moments that had us asking, "How the hell did the shark get THERE?!"


Is Water Park Shark a ridiculous piece of B-movie fun... or should this shark have stayed in the ocean?


Grab your floaties and join us for another Perfect Turd!