Grab your life jacket—this week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, we're setting sail with Captain Ron... and it's one of us watching it for the very first time!

Starring Kurt Russell and Martin Short, this cult comedy follows an ordinary family that inherits a yacht and hires the world's most unpredictable captain to help sail it through the Caribbean.

What follows is a nonstop parade of pirate run-ins, questionable life advice, mechanical disasters, and one of Kurt Russell's most unforgettable performances.

Join us for our edited watch-along as we react to:

⛵ Kurt Russell stealing every single scene

😂 Martin Short slowly losing his mind

🏝️ The most outrageous moments at sea

🍹 Peak '90s comedy vibes

⚓ Whether Captain Ron deserves its cult-classic status

Is Captain Ron a hidden comedy gem... or are we all just seasick from nostalgia?

Drop anchor in the comments and let us know your favorite Captain Ron quote!