Grab your Hawaiian shirt and prepare for absolute cinematic insanity.

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, we'res doing a first-time watch-along of Andy Sidaris' legendary cult classic Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

Its Lamar's first time watching and he was prepared for what followed...

Federal agents. Drug smugglers. Exploding bad guys. A killer snake infected with cancer. Skateboard assassins. Rocket launchers. Endless slow-motion action. Somehow, it's all in the same movie.

Join us as we experience one of the most gloriously ridiculous action films of the 1980s and try to figure out how any of this got greenlit.

🌴 First-time reactions

💥 Non-stop explosions

🐍 The infamous snake scene

😂 Peak 80s action insanity

🎬 One of the greatest cult movies ever made

If you've never seen Hard Ticket to Hawaii, you're about to discover why it has become a midnight movie legend.