“Mafianado (2025) Review – Sharknado With Mobsters… Yes, Really

By Perfect Turd | Feb 15, 2026
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This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe take on Mafianado (2025) — a movie that looked at Sharknado and said:


“What if… but mobsters?”


Yes. A tornado. Full of mafia guys. Flying through the air. Because reasons.


We break down:

🌪️ The commitment to absolute nonsense

🕴️ Mob stereotypes turned up to 100

💥 CGI that may or may not legally qualify as “effects”

😂 Whether this is genius B-movie trash… or just trash


Is Mafianado self-aware cult fun? Or proof that we’ve officially run out of natural disasters?


Grab the gabagool and buckle up.


👇 Tell us: Is this peak cinema… or peak SyFy-core chaos?