“Pretty Lethal Review – John Wick… But With Ballerinas?

By Perfect Turd | Mar 29, 2026
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This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe step into the world of Pretty Lethal — where elegance meets execution… literally.


We’re talking ballerina assassins pulling off hits with the grace of a recital and the body count of a John Wick movie. It’s all pirouettes, pointe shoes, and very questionable life choices.


We break down:

🩰 The ballerina assassin concept (yes, it’s real)

🔫 Action scenes that try to dance and shoot at the same time

🤨 Whether this is stylish chaos or just confused choreography

🔥 If this belongs in the “so bad it’s fun” hall of fame


Is Pretty Lethal the next cult action oddity… or just John Wick with a tutu and no plan?


👇 Be honest: Are ballerina assassins genius… or too much?