This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast,we dig into The Gardener — a low-budget action thriller starring Robert Bronzi, who looks suspiciously like Charles Bronson… and the movie definitely wants you to notice.

The story follows a quiet immigrant working as a gardener at a countryside manor — until a violent home invasion forces him to tap into his mysterious past and protect the family he works for.

We break down:

🌱 The “silent tough guy” angle (and how hard it tries to channel Bronson)

🏠 The home invasion setup and payoff

😬 Fight choreography that… exists

🤨 Whether this is charming B-movie nonsense or just a slog

Is The Gardener a throwback action flick… or just a low-budget imitation that never quite grows?

👇 Let us know: Did they pull off the Bronson vibe — or nah?