Mar 08, 2026

The Hermit 2025 Review – Lou Ferrigno’s Cannibal Horror Is Wild

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, we check out the horror thriller The Hermit, starring the legendary Lou Ferrigno in one of his wildest roles yet.In the film, a relaxing trip into the woods turns into a fight for survival when two teens stumble onto a remote farm run by a terrifying hermit — a cannibalistic pig farmer who makes jerky from his victims.We break down:Ferrigno’s unexpected h

Mar 02, 2026

NFT: Cursed Images (2026) Review – Digital Horror Done Right?

On this episode of the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe take a look at the upcoming horror film NFT: Cursed Images, hitting screens on March 4th.Blending modern internet culture with supernatural horror elements, the film taps into digital paranoia, online obsession, and the darker corners of virtual art culture. But does it actually deliver something fresh — or is it just riding a trend?We t

Feb 22, 2026

Mauler 2025 Movie Review $25K Challenge Turns into Nightmare

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe dive into the low-budget slasher Mauler (2025), where five cash-strapped friends enter a $25,000 dark web contest inside an infamous haunted murder house — only to find themselves hunted by a 7-foot-tall religious maniac with a sledgehammer.We break down:🔥 The bizarre premise that wants to be classic horror🩸 The execution — laughable p

Feb 15, 2026

“Mafianado (2025) Review – Sharknado With Mobsters… Yes, Really

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe take on Mafianado (2025) — a movie that looked at Sharknado and said:“What if… but mobsters?”Yes. A tornado. Full of mafia guys. Flying through the air. Because reasons.We break down:🌪️ The commitment to absolute nonsense🕴️ Mob stereotypes turned up to 100💥 CGI that may or may not legally qualify as “effects”😂 Whether

Feb 08, 2026

Commando Ninja 2 Invasion America – The Most Insane Action Sequel Ever

Lock and load — Commando Ninja 2: Invasion America (2025) blasted onto screens with everything you love (and can’t believe) about over-the-top action sequels. This time, it’s not just ninja vs commando — it’s America under siege, ridiculous weapons, absurd fights, and enough explosions to boil the Pacific.Is this a cult classic in the making? A beautifully deranged action flick? Or just

Feb 02, 2026

Haunted House of Pancakes (2025) Review - Breakfast Horror

Pour the syrup and hold onto your sanity — this week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe dive into Haunted House of Pancakes (2025), a horror-comedy where the bugs aren’t the only thing that’s haunted in a decrepit pancake house.We break down:🥞 Ghosts with attitude😂 Scenes that defy explanation😱 Whether syrup is now a horror trope🤔 How this even got madeIs this a cult clas

Jan 25, 2026

The Last Ronin (2025) Review - Russian Wasteland Warrior Movie

The Last Ronin (2025) Review | Perfect Turd Podcast Ep.319We’re marching into a post-nuclear wasteland in this episode of the Perfect Turd Podcast with The Last Ronin (2025) — a gritty Russian action/adventure set in a devastated world where bullets, not money, rule the ruins and survival is brutal.Starring Yuri Kolokolnikov as the hardened Ronin and Diana Enakaeva as his companion, this movie

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Jan 18, 2026

Scissors 2025 Movie Review – A Killer With the Worst Hunting Grounds Ever

On this episode of the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe tackle Scissors (2025), a horror thriller that boldly — and bafflingly — centers around a serial killer who finds his victims at gloryholes.Yes. Really.The film follows a disturbed killer wielding a pair of scissors, stalking anonymous encounters and turning underground locations into crime scenes, while law enforcement struggles to co

Jan 11, 2026

Oz (2025) Movie Review - A Brazilian Wizard of Oz Knockoff

Oz Movie Review | Perfect Turd Podcast Ep.317We’re not in Kansas anymore… and honestly, we wish we were.This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe tackle Oz (2025) — a Brazilian-made reimagining of The Wizard of Oz that tries to go dark, gritty, and edgy… and mostly just goes off the rails.We break down:The baffling story choicesThe budget strugglesThe “what were they thinking?

Jan 04, 2026

2025’s Best Movies… and the Ones We Want to Forget

Best And Worst Movies of 2025: Perfect Turd Podcast Ep.316It’s time to settle the score. In this episode of the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe break down the BEST and WORST movies of 2025 — from surprising hits to absolute cinematic disasters.We’re talking:Movies that actually deliveredMovies that completely face-plantedAnd the ones that made us ask “Who approved this?”Whether you?