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Jul 06, 2025

Bloodstorm (2025) Movie Review - Viking Samurai Fights Everyone

Bloodstorm Movie Review | Perfect Turd Podcast Ep.290Bloodstorm (2025) is pure throwback action: a brutal prison transfer goes sideways on a remote island, forcing a deadly convict and a rookie cop to team up… against every angry inmate with a vendetta. Starring YouTube martial artist David "Viking Samurai" Kurzhal and veteran Michael Paré, this flick delivers bone‑snapping slo‑mo fights, i

Jun 29, 2025

Jurassic Games Extinction 2025 Movie Review Hunger Games with Dinosaurs

In The Jurassic Games: Extinction (2025), ten death‑row inmates are thrown into a high-tech virtual reality game where they must battle ruthless dinosaurs for a shot at freedom. With a new host in tow—and the AI system going rogue—the stakes (and jaws) keep getting higher.Is it clever camp, chaotic blockbuster, or just another sci‑fi guilty pleasure? Here's our verdict — don't miss it!

Jun 22, 2025

Appetite for Sin (2025) Movie Review - It's Like Blade… If Blade Worked for the FBI

Appetite for Sin Review | Perfect Turd Podcast Ep.288n Appetite for Sin (2024), directed by Matthew Vinaja, we meet Sarah Hase—who's both an FBI agent and a vampire—on a mission to take down a brutal vampire serial killer in Los Angeles.But she’s not alone: another vampire with mysterious motives is also hunting the killer, setting the stage for fang-to‑fang action.Expect gunfights, supern

Jun 15, 2025

Hook 2025 Review The Slasher Sequel No One Asked For… But Got Anyway

Hook (2025) Movie Review | Perfect Turd Podcast Ep.287 What do you get when you mix Peter Pan, a hot tub party, and a deranged dad with a hook for a hand? Hook (2025) is the fairy tale-turned-slasher no one saw coming. We’re breaking down the gore, the weird lore, and whether this reimagined villain deserves a spot in the horror hall of fame—or the bargain bin.

Jun 08, 2025

Popeye’s Revenge (2025) Review: Sailor Man Goes Full-On Slasher!

Popeye's Revenge Review | Perfect Turd Podcast Ep.286Spinach is out. Slaughter is in. In Popeye’s Revenge, the sailor man goes full slasher on a house full of clueless influencers. It's public domain horror at its most unhinged—and we're here for it. Here's our brutally honest (and slightly confused) take.#popeye

Jun 01, 2025

Jade 2025 Movie Review THE ACTION HEROINE WE NEEDED

In Jade (2025), directed by James Bamford, British martial artist Shaina West takes on the titular role of Jade, an English ex-pat grappling with personal tragedy who becomes entangled in a deadly quest involving a mysterious hard drive that could dismantle Interpol. The film features a blend of animated backstory and live-action sequences, showcasing West's martial arts prowess and drawing compar

May 25, 2025

Criminal vs Tree Monsters - The Hard Place (2025) Movie Review

A Hard Place | Perfect Turd Podcast Ep.284In A Hard Place (2025), directed by J. Horton, a gang of criminals seeks refuge in a remote hideout after a botched heist, only to find themselves entangled in a deadly conflict between monstrous tree-like creatures and a clan of backwoods rednecks. With a cast including Lynn Lowry, Felissa Rose, and Bai Ling, this indie horror-comedy delivers a blend of g

May 22, 2025

Reacting to Mission Impossible 2 – Slow Mo, Doves & Sunglasses! 1

Tom Cruise. Leather jackets. Exploding motorcycles. That one slow-motion dove.It’s Joe's first time watching Mission: Impossible 2, and Lamar has been quoting this movie since he was a kid.We dive into John Woo’s ultra-stylized action spectacle filled with doves, slow-motion gunfights, motorcycle fu, and more Tom Cruise hair than necessary. Does this early-2000s action classic hold up? Or is n

May 18, 2025

STRIPPERS vs. WITCHES: WHO WILL WIN? - Member's Club (2025) Movie Review

What do you get when you cross washed-up male strippers with ancient occult rituals? You get Members Club — 2024’s most bonkers horror-comedy. Join us as we unravel this wild ride full of blood, bulges, and broomsticks. Yes, really.

May 11, 2025

Havoc (2025) Movie Review - When Netflix Binges Its Own Content?

Havoc Movie Review | Perfect Turd Podcast Ep.282Netflix strikes again with Havoc (2025), the latest in their ongoing experiment of “What if explosions replaced storytelling?” Tom Hardy stars as a detective in a movie that feels like someone described The Raid and John Wick to an algorithm trained on slow-motion.We break down the mayhem, the brooding, and try to figure out if Netflix knows what

May 04, 2025

Cutter's Club (Tony Todd) Movie Review | Perfect Turd Podcast Ep.281

After two decades in obscurity, Cutter's Club (2025) emerges from the shadows, bringing with it a tale of surgical obsession and macabre artistry. Starring the iconic Tony Todd, this film delves into a clandestine society where medical students push the boundaries of science and sanity.Join us as we explore the twisted corridors of Cutter's Club, dissect its themes, and celebrate the return of a h

Apr 27, 2025

Succubus (2024) Movie Review | Dating Apps & Demons

Succubus Movie Review | Perfect Turd Podcast Ep.280In Succubus (2024), a tired new dad named Chris decides to fix his crumbling marriage... by cheating. But instead of a casual fling, he matches with a seductive demonic entity with a killer smile and even deadlier intentions.Join us as we dive into a tale of supernatural thirst traps, Ron Perlman being extremely Ron Perlman, and a very strong case