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Aug 09, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids First Reaction |

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, we're checking off one of the most infamous cult movies of the 1980s with a first-time watch-along of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie!One of us somehow made it through life without ever seeing this legendary disaster... and after hearing people call it one of the strangest "kids' movies" ever made, we had to fix that.From nightmare-inducing costumes and bizarre c

Aug 02, 2026

First time watching The Punisher (1989)…Where’s the Skull?!

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, we're doing a first-time watch-along of the movie that started it all—The Punisher (1989) starring Dolph Lundgren.Long before the MCU, and years before later versions of Frank Castle hit the big screen, this gritty action film gave us a Punisher unlike any other... including one major detail that comic fans still can't get over.Join us as we experience this

Jul 27, 2026

Compulsion Review Bodies, Betrayal & Bloodshed

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, we review Compulsion (2025), the latest thriller from Neil Marshall.What begins as a visit to a luxurious villa in Malta quickly spirals into deception, murder, and a desperate cover-up. As bodies pile up and secrets unravel, everyone becomes a suspect—and trusting the wrong person could be deadly.We break down:🔪 The twists, betrayals, and murder mystery

Jul 19, 2026

The Odyssey (2026) – Asylum vs Nolan?

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, we set sail with The Odyssey (2026)—The Asylum's ambitious take on one of the greatest adventure stories ever told.Odysseus battles mythical monsters, angry gods, impossible odds, and a long journey home... all with The Asylum's signature blend of big ideas, modest budgets, and B-movie charm.We break down:⚔️ The creatures, monsters, and visual effects?

Jul 12, 2026

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich – Tiny Puppets, HUGE Body Count

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe crack open Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich, the blood-soaked reboot that takes the classic killer puppet franchise in a much darker—and much gorier—direction.When a rare Blade puppet is discovered and taken to a convention celebrating the infamous Toulon murders, dozens of killer puppets are unleashed, turning the event into an absolute ma

Jul 05, 2026

Top Gunner: America vs. Russia – The Top Gun Knockoff Is Back!

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, we strap into the cockpit for Top Gunner: America vs. Russia, the latest military action mockbuster that dares to fly into the same airspace as Top Gun.With fighter jets, international conflict, patriotic one-liners, and plenty of low-budget spectacle, this movie aims high—but does it soar or stall?We break down:✈️ The aerial action and dogfights💥 Th

Jun 28, 2026

Carl From The Walking Dead Is the VILLAIN?! | Hacked Review

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, Lamar and Joe review Hacked: A Double Entendre of Rage Fueled Karma, the dark revenge comedy starring Chandler Riggs as The Chameleon—a hacker who steals a family's dream of homeownership.After losing their entire down payment to an online scam, the Rumble family discovers the bank can't help, the police can't help... so they decide to do the only logical t

Jun 21, 2026

Models vs Werewolves Review FULL MOON FEATURES Strikes Again

This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, we dive headfirst into the latest Full Moon Features release, Models vs Werewolves.When beautiful models find themselves facing off against a pack of bloodthirsty werewolves, the result is exactly the kind of low-budget monster madness you'd expect from Full Moon—and we wouldn't have it any other way.We break down:🐺 The werewolf effects and transformatio

Jun 14, 2026

Hard Ticket to Hawaii Reaction

Grab your Hawaiian shirt and prepare for absolute cinematic insanity.This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, we'res doing a first-time watch-along of Andy Sidaris' legendary cult classic Hard Ticket to Hawaii.Its Lamar's first time watching and he was prepared for what followed...Federal agents. Drug smugglers. Exploding bad guys. A killer snake infected with cancer. Skateboard assassins. Rocket la

Jun 07, 2026

Masters of the Universe 2026 The He Man Movie Fans Have Waited 40 Years For

his week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, we return to Eternia for the long-awaited Masters of the Universe (2026).After decades of false starts, canceled projects, and the unforgettable 1987 cult classic, He-Man is finally back on the big screen with a brand-new adventure featuring Prince Adam, Skeletor, Man-At-Arms, Teela, and the battle for Castle Grayskull.We break down:⚔️ The new cast and per

May 31, 2026

First Time Watching Masters of the Universe (1987) – Pure 80s Chaos

By the power of Grayskull… this movie is WEIRD.This week on the Perfect Turd Podcast, Joe introduces Lamr to the legendary 1987 cult classic Masters of the Universe starring Dolph Lundgren as He-Man and Frank Langella as the absolutely unhinged Skeletor.This is a first-time reaction watch-along as we experience the laser blasts, synth music, cosmic key chaos, and wildly confusing Earth subplot t

May 28, 2026

Fandmade He-man Gameplay

We're celebrated all things He-man and the Masters of the Universe with a free fanmade PC game.Download the game here:https://gamejolt.com/games/he-man/19434